Overheard At Pain Management Clinic

Doctor : Mr. Smith, your urine test is positive for cocaine. Mr. Smith : [Blank Stare] Doctor : Have you been snorting cocaine recently? Mr. Smith : No. Doctor : Then why is there cocaine in your urine? Mr. Smith : Maybe your nurse put it in there. Doctor : If my nurse had cocaine, I don’t think she’d put it in your urine. *** Bonus tip for pain specialists : cocaine’s half-life in the urine is 2-4 days. “Random” urine drug testing on Mondays offers a higher yie

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